Polly
08-16-2007, 06:57 PM
Oh...TTCing. How I don't miss you. I wish I could say that CJ and I just decided to *ahem* have a good time :eyebrow but with the PCOS, charting, ovulation tests, and general tiredness of baby sex ("No, we can't meet you for dinner. We trying to create another human being.") it wasn't happening.
However, some untentionally funny stuff did occur.
1. Doing the "pee-pee" dance every morning as I lay in bed waiting for my basal thermometer to take my temperature for charting
2. Ordering a product called, I kid you not, "Pre-Seed" for lubrication-apparently, regular old slip 'n' slide products can damage sperm. The look CJ had taking that lil' tube out of the mailing packet was priceless.
3. "Lie Back and Think of England." I really wish I could read a magazine right about now. Maybe afterwards....
4. Livening things up with dirty talk, only to realize that this will be the memory of your child's conception! "Smack my a** and call me a naughty b****!"
Ladies?
Polly
However, some untentionally funny stuff did occur.
1. Doing the "pee-pee" dance every morning as I lay in bed waiting for my basal thermometer to take my temperature for charting
2. Ordering a product called, I kid you not, "Pre-Seed" for lubrication-apparently, regular old slip 'n' slide products can damage sperm. The look CJ had taking that lil' tube out of the mailing packet was priceless.
3. "Lie Back and Think of England." I really wish I could read a magazine right about now. Maybe afterwards....
4. Livening things up with dirty talk, only to realize that this will be the memory of your child's conception! "Smack my a** and call me a naughty b****!"
Ladies?
Polly